I fluttered my innocent eyelids at this gorgeous army psychologist.
She asked, “Do you have any girlfriends?”
But really I was thinking, “Do you have any boyfriends? If not, would you consider sleeping with a guy twelve years your junior?”
‘If you could read my mind love,
What a tale my thoughts could tell.
Just like an old time movie,
‘Bout a ghost from a wishing well.’
– If you could read my mind – Gordon Lightfoot